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Spader September: Crash (9/11)
Oh, my beloved Crash, you poor and misunderstood creature, you sad slow blink of want, you twisted, corroded love story. How I adore you so.…
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Spader September: Dream Lover (9/10)
Dream Lover is one of those movies where both leads are probably the hottest people you’ve ever seen in your entire sad and ugly life,…
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Spader September: White Palace (9/9)
I’m going to go on record now: I think this may be my favorite Spaderotica out of the bunch (also, my phone now recognizes “Spaderotica”…
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Spader September: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (9/8)
Sex, Lies, and Videotape was new to me this past February (Horny Month). Of course I’ve always heard of it, I just didn’t make any…
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