Welcome to the halfway point of Spader September. I wish I had a better post to celebrate this momentous occasion, but unfortunately for me and for you I fell asleep almost immediately after putting this on and only have a very vague memory of Spader brandishing a gun and one very vivid memory of Charlize Theron’s boobs. Not too shabby.

Notably, I think this is one of three movies this week with Eric Stoltz in it. He creeps me out because he played a pedophile in The Butterfly Effect, a disgusting movie I abhor. I’m sure Eric is perfectly nice but three movies in one week is a bit wild.

Anyway, sorry I failed you all here. I’ll watch it again sometime.

(Not on Tubi)