As James Morrison once sang, “He was in Wall Street/ Not too long on Wall Street” or something to that effect.

This is a little bit of a cop out because Wall Street is a 2 hour and 5 minute movie and Spader is in it for about eight whole minutes of it. But boy does he look GREAT.

I don’t even know what his purpose was in this film because, and I’ll be honest here, I was extremely tired from Beyondfest activities and wasn’t really paying much attention. I’ve seen this before, but it’s probably been upwards of 20 years since the last time I sat down to really watch it, so I don’t know. Insider trading maybe? Who gives a shit. Look at him. He’s perfect! Explain a 401(k) to me, daddy!

Wall Street isn’t on Tubi, but when I looked it up it did tell me that Disclosure was on there, maybe you could watch that instead?